Let's+Write+a+Story+Together!

Once upon a time, in a land very far from here, lived a family of ostriches. They lived in a large colony of other ostriches and creatures. The Ostrich family included the father, Oliver, the mother, Olivia, and their son, Otis. Otis went to Cobra River Elementary and was in the fifth grade, and hung out with Vicki Vulture. They were in Mrs. Aardvark's class, and they were taught writing, reading, math, history, science, and geography. Unfortunately, Ronald Rhino - the school bully - made life miserable for Otis. Ronald loved to scare Otis and make him jump in every way. Once, Otis was about to get a drink and he leaned down when suddenly the water sprayed him in the face! Otis' face was as red as an apple with rage. When Otis came home his mom, Olivia, would ask, " Were you a good boy today?" and Otis would always say " Yes, mother"..

Otis went to school one day to ask Vicki for help with Ronald. "We need a plan," Otis said. Vicki only shrugged his shoulders. Just then, a UFO fell right from the sky! "What was that?" Otis asked. "I just don't know..." Vicki answered.

Inside the UFO, a three-eyed cat from outer space, named Carl Cat, was tapping at his keyboard, looking for an internet connection, unaware he had crashed. Just then, his computer scolded, "ARE YOU NUTS!? YOU JUST CRASHED!! HELLO? CATTAN TO CARL!" "GAAA!" screamed Carl, shocked at what his computer screamed at him. "SERIOUSLY!?" Carl screamed, "I've crashed!? How can THAT be? I must've pushed a wrong button...probably the self-landing button, which my saucer hasn't perfected... Oh well. Too ba- OH-NO! THERE ARE ALIENS!" Carl paniced. He'd never crashed before. This was a new experience.

"I think I know how to scare Ronald....." Otis said with pure delight."How?" Vicki asked.

"Well," Otis replied,"almost everyone here is afraid of alien invasions. Ronald is one of those people."

"I'm getting to the good part," Otis said.

Just then, the UFO opened from its position in front of Otis.

"What on Planet Frency are you gaggleblatting about?" Carl asked. "Does it include me? Can it be?"